Dags för lite sjömanshumor på engelska:
So there are 2 whales, a male whale and a female whale. The male whale spies a ship in the distance, and sees that it is captained by the same man who harpooned his father. Bent on revenge, he suggests to the female whale that they swim up underneath the boat, then spout huge amounts of air through their blowholes, capsizing the boat and drowning the crew. So the whales go over there and do this. Now the male whale is pretty satisfied, but to his dismay, he notes the captain and the first mate getting away. He says to the female whale "Hurry! You're faster than me, why don't you go catch them and eat them?!"
And the female whale replied " I agreed to the blow job but NO WAY am I swallowing the seamen. "