Lance top-10 på Letterman
Slö-kollade lite på reprisen på David Letterman show idag när jag käka middag, och såg att de hade en top-10 på Lance (som "snart" kan vinna TdF, fantastiskt, 2005 och vi kan inte få se amerikans teve annat än 1 vecka försenat)
// MickeM
Top Ten Signs Lance Armstrong Is Getting Cocky
10. Goodbye Gatorade, hello Colt 45
9. For next two stages will be riding a unicycle
8. Is only giving 109%
7. Shouts, "Which one of you French bastards want my autograph?"
6. Yesterday rode twenty miles out of his way looking for whores
5. Already put the yellow championship jersey for auction on eBay
4. Lets fans ride on the handlebars
3. During stage 18, took in the noon showing of "Wedding Crashers"
2. On alternate days, substitutes his fat brother Dennis Armstrong
1. Took detour to nail Jude Law's nanny
(såg även att de hade några gammla på samma tema)
July 22, 2004
Top Ten Signs Lance Armstrong Is Getting Cocky
(tydligen jobbigt att komma på nya kategorier)
10. Race starts at 9, Lance rolls out of bed around noon
9. Has already figured out that the trophy can hold a 3-gallon margarita
8. He eats frosting by the fistful
7. For the last leg, he rode one of those crazy 1920s bikes with the big front wheel
6. Deliberately crashing into things to get more air time on sportscenter
5. Making a couple extra bucks delivering pizzas during the race
4. After the starter pistol is fired, he hangs around hitting on french babes
3. Turns to the other riders and says, "oooh, I'm sooooo scared"
2. Instead of training, spent last 2 months pimping his bike
1. Has started selling ad space on his ass
July 28, 2003
Top Ten Perks of Winning The Tour De France
10. Lifetime supply of bearnaise sauce
9. Great discounts on handlebar streamers
8. This week, "Crepes Suzette" changed to "Crepes Lance"
7. You get first pick of the stationary bicycles at participating health clubs
6. Invitation to Men's Wearhouse summer sale: "Tour De Pants"
5. Congratulatory phone call form Gerard Depardieu
4. Really cool icebreaker for your bicycle messenger job interview
3. By pure luck, you're in the public eye right when Liza's available again
2. You can become the most famous cyclist since...uh...you know -- that other guy
1. The French dislike you slightly less than other Americans
// MickeM
Top Ten Signs Lance Armstrong Is Getting Cocky
10. Goodbye Gatorade, hello Colt 45
9. For next two stages will be riding a unicycle
8. Is only giving 109%
7. Shouts, "Which one of you French bastards want my autograph?"
6. Yesterday rode twenty miles out of his way looking for whores
5. Already put the yellow championship jersey for auction on eBay
4. Lets fans ride on the handlebars
3. During stage 18, took in the noon showing of "Wedding Crashers"
2. On alternate days, substitutes his fat brother Dennis Armstrong
1. Took detour to nail Jude Law's nanny
(såg även att de hade några gammla på samma tema)
July 22, 2004
Top Ten Signs Lance Armstrong Is Getting Cocky
(tydligen jobbigt att komma på nya kategorier)
10. Race starts at 9, Lance rolls out of bed around noon
9. Has already figured out that the trophy can hold a 3-gallon margarita
8. He eats frosting by the fistful
7. For the last leg, he rode one of those crazy 1920s bikes with the big front wheel
6. Deliberately crashing into things to get more air time on sportscenter
5. Making a couple extra bucks delivering pizzas during the race
4. After the starter pistol is fired, he hangs around hitting on french babes
3. Turns to the other riders and says, "oooh, I'm sooooo scared"
2. Instead of training, spent last 2 months pimping his bike
1. Has started selling ad space on his ass
July 28, 2003
Top Ten Perks of Winning The Tour De France
10. Lifetime supply of bearnaise sauce
9. Great discounts on handlebar streamers
8. This week, "Crepes Suzette" changed to "Crepes Lance"
7. You get first pick of the stationary bicycles at participating health clubs
6. Invitation to Men's Wearhouse summer sale: "Tour De Pants"
5. Congratulatory phone call form Gerard Depardieu
4. Really cool icebreaker for your bicycle messenger job interview
3. By pure luck, you're in the public eye right when Liza's available again
2. You can become the most famous cyclist since...uh...you know -- that other guy
1. The French dislike you slightly less than other Americans
