Snott från PodiumCafé:
I’m betting Jens! is a lousy patient.
Doctor: “Ahh, Mr. Voigt, tell me, where does it hurt?”
Jens!: “No where.”
Doctor: “Mr. Voigt, come now, your face has been abraded to the bone and you have chunks of embedded asphalt in your scalp.”
Jens!: “Ja? So?”
Doctor: “Well, do you feel discomfort when I do this?”
Jens!: only laughs
Doctor: “Mr. Voigt, I have my hand physically touching your spleen.”
Jens!: “If you don’t let me on my bike I’ll have my hand physically touching your spleen, Herr Doktor.”
Doctor: “Mr. Voigt, there’s no reason to be testy, you’ve suffered a major collision.”
Jens!: “The pavement better consider itself lucky it knocked me out. By the way, can you send in someone with the phone number for the contractor crew that was working on that stretch of paving? My friend, Stuey, wants to pay them a visit and show them a wristband he came up with.”